Now Ain't This Charmin'?

GOTDAM! Everything comes BIG IN TEXAS... even the spider webs. But I do disagree with this statement:

The giant web will probably last until autumn, when the spiders will start dying.

If I had anything to do with it the web would last until I could get to it with a blow torch..a BIG fuckin' blow torch. I would rather use deet on the skeets than be over run with spiders..of any kind.