Really, Real Simple?

Did anyone else happen to see this one page feature in the May 2012 issue of Real Simple?

Entitled 5 New Uses for Buttons, the little list, filed under "Solutions", suggests using buttons as: an earring holder, drawer accent, necklace pendant, apron hook, and...uh...appetizer stand.

(Insert cricket noises here.)

I think that the next time they're looking for button ideas, they should probably check with us Floozies!